"Just passing by, are you, traveler? Come, rest awhile."

I am trying so so hard to learn how to code and I ended up using a template, bare with me :) Just a guy doing his best

Okay, so.. I'm in a drive-thru of Burger King. Can I please get a whopper Jr with onion rings? Make it a meal so I can get a drink. No I'm not finished that's not everything can I please get a double whopper with no cheese. Can I please get a number two with a large drink. I got money so I don't care how much it cost me. so just throw in some extra fries don't make 'em salty. all that cheese gonna make my booty drip drip.

I'm lactose intolerant I don't sip milk. if i see a side of cheese I'ma trip trip. I'm gonna sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip

popipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopipopi. grah.. gibberish making my brain hurt. go stream mystic fragrance by Knights

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.